so u heard I wasn't good with titles

fuck-customers:

enki2:

funnytwittertweets:

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

funny-tik-toks:

montereybayaquarium:

BIOLOGY: so, tentacles…
SQUID: 🦑
BIOLOGY: solid, and how ab-yes, question?
LEUCKARTIARA LONGICALCAR POT OF GOLD JELLY: um sry to bother biology but what if maybe mine could be twisty twirly? 🥺👉👈
BIOLOGY: uh, yeah sure let’s try i-
POT OF GOLD JELLY: omg omg ty ty ilysm!!!
ALT

whitepeopletwitter:

I prefer to be sedated the entire flight. At least that way I can feel like luggage, and be treated as such

ceejles:

💧💧💧

inthefallofasparrow:

funnytwittertweets:

snoopyist:

girls be like “i literally cant do this anymore im at my limit” [continues to do this]

baddingtonbitch:

made this in protest of censorship

funnytwittertweets:

thefloatingstone:

mister-christmas:
frasier-crane-style:
We’re so lucky they filmed Lord of the Rings when they did. Twenty years later, they would’ve had Viggo Mortensen riding a green bike that they CGI into a horse because that’s better for some reason.
This simple feeling… is beyond Disney’s comprehension.
I fully believe Viggo Mortensen would’ve brought his own damn horse before riding on a green abomination
I said it once and I’ll say it again;
Unions.
It’s because on set animal handlers have unions.
CG effects houses are run like sweatshops.
That’s why.